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In this economic climate you would think that Del. Mark Cole (R-Fredericksburg) has been busy working on bills to bring jobs or relieve traffic within the Fredericksburg region, but no he has chosen to focus his energy on the snowpocalypse apocalypse.
That’s right, Del. Cole was the chief sponsor of a bill meant to save humanity from the antichrist. At this point, you may think this is a joke. Well it isn’t! On the surface, the bill that Del. Cole sponsored would seem to be non-controversial; however, when Del. Cole is involved there is always an angle.
The bill is meant to protect Virginians from employers or insurance companies implanting microchips in their bodies against their will. So why did Del. Cole sponsor this bill? He had concerns that the devices could someday be used as the “mark of the beast” as is described in the Book of Revelation.
Del. Cole went on to say the following,
My understanding – I’m not a theologian – but there’s a prophecy in the Bible that says you’ll have to receive a mark, or you can neither buy nor sell things in end times…Some people think that these computer chips might be that mark.
Huh? Fruit Loops anyone?
I certainly don’t think people should have microchips implanted within them involuntarily, but the rationale by Del. Cole is flat out crazy. Should we expect anything less from him?
Del. Cole added the following
I just think you should have the right to control your own body.
So, I guess he would support a woman’s right to control her body too?
You can read the full bill here.
In case you were wondering, the bill passed the House yesterday with 88 yeas, 9 nays, 1 abstention and 1 non-vote.
If I remember correctly, wasn’t there a Del Toro ad or mail piece talking about how Cole has a track record of introducing ‘lame’ bills?
But to use the bible as the basis for introducing legislation… Now that is pretty questionable consider the fact that the bible is nothing more than a book…
Whats next -preventing SkyNet from forming?
Sounds about right. I remember when I was out there, Mark Cole came up in a conversation with a Spotsy Dem Committee member who told me…”Mark Cole is somewhere to the right of Genghis Khan”
Sure, that’s in the bible. It is why most Jews (and all observant Jews) don’t get tattoos!!! And it is why being forcibly tattooed by the SS was such an affront to Jews that were brought to the Nazi death camps!!!
But what of non-Jews? Tats are very popular. Have you seen how many people around here have tats? TENS OF THOUSANDS!
And wasn’t Mark C. in the Navy? What are the odds that he has a tat on his arm that says “Mom” or that is the likeness of Mamie Eisenhower or Pat Nixon? I’d say pretty high.
Del. Cole is going to need a lot of Martz coach buses!
(Jus sayin.)